Ilocano Joke

Teacher: Kwarog, kasatnom naperfect diay exam?

Kwarog: Bilib ka ma'am? Mata pay lang ti inusar ko dita! Di nakarkaro manen no utak kon.

Pinagmulan: Ilocano Ak, kuripot Nak II


Teacher: What are the four basic mathematical operations?

Cynthia Villar: Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and my favorite - SUBDIVISION.

Pinagmulan: Credit to owner